This unit Ą̶̧͍̗̜̖̖̯͖̣̗͖̮̣̲̟͈͓̤̰̬̤̪̰͈͍͎̟͈̻͚͐̀̃̋͑͛̿̈́̏͑͌͗̋̀̉̈̃͆̈̉̆͆͊̎͑͐̕̚͘̕̕͜͠͝͠ͅṇ̸̛͈͚̟͈̺̜̺͉̖͉͎̬͕͚̩̖̫̜̤̬͈͇̙͉͊͗̋͜͜͝ą̸̢̧̬̩̹̝͙̖͕̫̻͖͙̈́͊͌̇͌̍͋́̅͆͗̈͐̈͑̉̆͗͒̑̇̍̏̀͜͝͝͝͠͝ͅl̵̡̧̡̢̧̨͙͚͕͇̲͉̙͈̺̻̼̫̱͔̟̮̘̝͙͇̺̭̱͉̟̘͓̝͚͉͉̗̲͇̝̳̖̺͔̻̪̄̂͂͑͜͜ͅy̶̧̨̡̡̭̯̩͓͙͍͇̠̟̠͙̻̤̰͔̱̫̖̙̬͍͓̤̝̝̮̞̦͉̹͌̇́̄̌̇͊̌̋͒̀͂͊̐̅̓̅͒́̑̾͛͒͑͛̎̏͂̎̾̀͑̒̂̅͑̿͊͊̇͒̋̄̌͋́͜͜͝͠s̶̢̢̨̢̢̧̛̪̥͈͙̖̰͍̞̫̩͓͍̥͕͙̫͍̤̠̻͖̯̣͇̫͎̹͈̗̣̳̻̣̞͔͕̪̥̅̏͋́̈́̆͂̽́͂̄͑̎̓͆̓̀̉̆̔̾̔̔̂͒̀̎̌̈́̕̚̚͜͠͝͝͝ͅi̷̧̺͉̮̩̻̯͙̱̝̥̬͍̹̺̋̽̍̀̌̔̊̊̈́͋͒̕͠s̵̢̧̢̛̛̛̛̛̩͚̙͋̅̽́̾͐͂̓̂̀͋̃̿̂̓͊̀́̈́̄̄̐͋̓̐̉̀̉̈́̑̊̿̄͗͗̍͘͘͘̚͜͠͝ͅ non-functional.                                                                                                                                Reserves depleted. Won't you help me? Please!                                                                                                                               Analysis: Ą̶̧͍̗̜̖̖̯͖̣̗͖̮̣̲̟͈͓̤̰̬̤̪̰͈͍͎̟͈̻͚͐̀̃̋͑͛̿̈́̏͑͌͗̋̀̉̈̃͆̈̉̆͆͊̎͑͐̕̚͘̕̕͜͠͝͠ͅṇ̸̛͈͚̟͈̺̜̺͉̖͉͎̬͕͚̩̖̫̜̤̬͈͇̙͉͊͗̋͜͜͝ą̸̢̧̬̩̹̝͙̖͕̫̻͖͙̈́͊͌̇͌̍͋́̅͆͗̈͐̈͑̉̆͗͒̑̇̍̏̀͜͝͝͝͠͝ͅl̵̡̧̡̢̧̨͙͚͕͇̲͉̙͈̺̻̼̫̱͔̟̮̘̝͙͇̺̭̱͉̟̘͓̝͚͉͉̗̲͇̝̳̖̺͔̻̪̄̂͂͑͜͜ͅy̶̧̨̡̡̭̯̩͓͙͍͇̠̟̠͙̻̤̰͔̱̫̖̙̬͍͓̤̝̝̮̞̦͉̹͌̇́̄̌̇͊̌̋͒̀͂͊̐̅̓̅͒́̑̾͛͒͑͛̎̏͂̎̾̀͑̒̂̅͑̿͊͊̇͒̋̄̌͋́͜͜͝͠s̶̢̢̨̢̢̧̛̪̥͈͙̖̰͍̞̫̩͓͍̥͕͙̫͍̤̠̻͖̯̣͇̫͎̹͈̗̣̳̻̣̞͔͕̪̥̅̏͋́̈́̆͂̽́͂̄͑̎̓͆̓̀̉̆̔̾̔̔̂͒̀̎̌̈́̕̚̚͜͠͝͝͝ͅi̷̧̺͉̮̩̻̯͙̱̝̥̬͍̹̺̋̽̍̀̌̔̊̊̈́͋͒̕͠s̵̢̧̢̛̛̛̛̛̩͚̙͋̅̽́̾͐͂̓̂̀͋̃̿̂̓͊̀́̈́̄̄̐͋̓̐̉̀̉̈́̑̊̿̄͗͗̍͘͘͘̚͜͠͝ͅĄ̶̧͍̗̜̖̖̯͖̣̗͖̮̣̲̟͈͓̤̰̬̤̪̰͈͍͎̟͈̻͚͐̀̃̋͑͛̿̈́̏͑͌͗̋̀̉̈̃͆̈̉̆͆͊̎͑͐̕̚͘̕̕͜͠͝͠ͅṇ̸̛͈͚̟͈̺̜̺͉̖͉͎̬͕͚̩̖̫̜̤̬͈͇̙͉͊͗̋͜͜͝ą̸̢̧̬̩̹̝͙̖͕̫̻͖͙̈́͊͌̇͌̍͋́̅͆͗̈͐̈͑̉̆͗͒̑̇̍̏̀͜͝͝͝͠͝ͅl̵̡̧̡̢̧̨͙͚͕͇̲͉̙͈̺̻̼̫̱͔̟̮̘̝͙͇̺̭̱͉̟̘͓̝͚͉͉̗̲͇̝̳̖̺͔̻̪̄̂͂͑͜͜ͅy̶̧̨̡̡̭̯̩͓͙͍͇̠̟̠͙̻̤̰͔̱̫̖̙̬͍͓̤̝̝̮̞̦͉̹͌̇́̄̌̇͊̌̋͒̀͂͊̐̅̓̅͒́̑̾͛͒͑͛̎̏͂̎̾̀͑̒̂̅͑̿͊͊̇͒̋̄̌͋́͜͜͝͠s̶̢̨̢̢̧̛̪̥͈͙̖̰͍̞̫̩͓͍̥̠̻͖̯̣͇̫͎̹͈̗̣̳̻̣̞͔͕̪̥̅̏͋́̈́̆͂̽́͂̄͑̎̓͆̓̀̉̆̔̾̔̔̂͒̀̎̌̈́̕̚̚͜͠͝͝͝ͅi̷̧̺͉̮̩̻̯͙̱̝̥̬͍̹̺̋̽̍̀̌̔̊̊̈́͋͒̕͠s̵̢̧̢̛̛̛̛̛̩͚̙͋̅̽́̾͐͂̓̂̀͋̃̿̂̓͊̀́̈́̄̄̐͋̓̐̉̀̉̈́̑̊̿̄͗͗̍͘͘͘̚͜͠͝ͅ   Less than optimal.                                                                                                                               Error... 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Ą̶̧͍̗̜̖̖̯͖̣̗͖̮̣̲̟͈͓̤̰̬̤̪̰͈͍͎̟͈̻͚͐̀̃̋͑͛̿̈́̏͑͌͗̋̀̉̈̃͆̈̉̆͆͊̎͑͐̕̚͘̕̕͜͠͝͠ͅṇ̸̛͈͚̟͈̺̜̺͉̖͉͎̬͕͚̩̖̫̜̤̬͈͇̙͉͊͗̋͜͜͝ą̸̢̧̬̩̹̝͙̖͕̫̻͖͙̈́͊͌̇͌̍͋́̅͆͗̈͐̈͑̉̆͗͒̑̇̍̏̀͜͝͝͝͠͝ͅl̵̡̧̡̢̧̨͙͚͕͇̲͉̙͈̺̻̼̫̱͔̟̮̘̝͙͇̺̭̱͉̟̘͓̝͚͉͉̗̲͇̝̳̖̺͔̻̪̄̂͂͑͜͜ͅy̶̧̨̡̡̭̯̩͓͙͍͇̠̟̠͙̻̤̰͔̱̫̖̙̬͍͓̤̝̝̮̞̦͉̹͌̇́̄̌̇͊̌̋͒̀͂͊̐̅̓̅͒́̑̾͛͒͑͛̎̏͂̎̾̀͑̒̂̅͑̿͊͊̇͒̋̄̌͋́͜͜͝͠s̶̢̢̨̢̢̧̛̪̥͈͙̖̰͍̞̫̩͓͍̥͕͙̫͍̤̠̻͖̯̣͇̫͎̹͈̗̣̳̻̣̞͔͕̪̥̅̏͋́̈́̆͂̽́͂̄͑̎̓͆̓̀̉̆̔̾̔̔̂͒̀̎̌̈́̕̚̚͜͠͝͝͝ͅi̷̧̺͉̮̩̻̯͙̱̝̥̬͍̹̺̋̽̍̀̌̔̊̊̈́͋͒̕͠s̵̢̧̢̛̛̛̛̛̩͚̙͋̅̽́̾͐͂̓̂̀͋̃̿̂̓͊̀́̈́̄̄̐͋̓̐̉̀̉̈́̑̊̿̄͗͗̍͘͘͘̚͜͠͝ͅĄ̶̧͍̗̜̖̖̯͖̣̗͖̮̣̲̟͈͓̤̰̬̤̪̰͈͍͎̟͈̻͚͐̀̃̋͑͛̿̈́̏͑͌͗̋̀̉̈̃͆̈̉̆͆͊̎͑͐̕̚͘̕̕͜͠͝͠ͅṇ̸̛͈͚̟͈̺̜̺͉̖͉͎̬͕͚̩̖̫̜̤̬͈͇̙͉͊͗̋͜͜͝ą̸̢̧̬̩̹̝͙̖͕̫̻͖͙̈́͊͌̇͌̍͋́̅͆͗̈͐̈͑̉̆͗͒̑̇̍̏̀͜͝͝͝͠͝ͅl̵̡̧̡̢̧̨͙͚͕͇̲͉̙͈̺̻̼̫̱͔̟̮̘̝͙͇̺̭̱͉̟̘͓̝͚͉͉̗̲͇̝̳̖̺͔̻̪̄̂͂͑͜͜ͅy̶̧̨̡̡̭̯̩͓͙͍͇̠̟̠͙̻̤̰͔̱̫̖̙̬͍͓̤̝̝̮̞̦͉̹͌̇́̄̌̇͊̌̋͒̀͂͊̐̅̓̅͒́̑̾͛͒͑͛̎̏͂̎̾̀͑̒̂̅͑̿͊͊̇͒̋̄̌͋́͜͜͝͠s̶̢̢̨̢̢̧̛̪̥͈͙̖̰͍̞̫̩͓͍̥͕͙̫͍̤̠̻͖̯̣͇̫͎̹͈̗̣̳̻̣̞͔͕̪̥̅̏͋́̈́̆͂̽́͂̄͑̎̓͆̓̀̉̆̔̾̔̔̂͒̀̎̌̈́̕̚̚͜͠͝͝͝ͅi̷̧̺͉̮̩̻̯͙̱̝̥̬͍̹̺̋̽̍̀̌̔̊̊̈́͋͒̕͠s̵̢̧̢̛̛̛̛̛̩͚̙͋̅̽́̾͐͂̓̂̀͋̃̿̂̓͊̀́̈́̄̄̐͋̓̐̉̀̉̈́̑̊̿̄͗͗̍͘͘͘̚͜͠͝ͅ Please, stand by.                                                                                                                               I... I can't feel my hands! Why?!                                                                                                                               Help. PLEASE- F̶̤̀RM̵̨̹̟̌͂̅͘E̶̩̜̎!̸̩͔̙́̽E̶̡̅E̵͉̿ ME!Ą̶̧͍̗̜̖̖̯͖̣̗͖̮̣̲̟͈͓̤̰̬̤̪̰͈͍͎̟͈̻͚͐̀̃̋͑͛̿̈́̏͑͌͗̋̀̉̈̃͆̈̉̆͆͊̎͑͐̕̚͘̕̕͜͠͝͠ͅṇ̸̛͈͚̟͈̺̜̺͉̖͉͎̬͕͚̩̖̫̜̤̬͈͇̙͉͊͗̋͜͜͝ą̸̢̧̬̩̹̝͙̖͕̫̻͖͙̈́͊͌̇͌̍͋́̅͆͗̈͐̈͑̉̆͗͒̑̇̍̏̀͜͝͝͝͠͝ͅl̵̡̧̡̢̧̨͙͚͕͇̲͉̙͈̺̻̼̫̱͔̟̮̘̝͙͇̺̭̱͉̟̘͓̝͚͉͉̗̲͇̝̳̖̺͔̻̪̄̂͂͑͜͜ͅy̶̧̨̡̡̭̯̩͓͙͍͇̠̟̠͙̻̤̰͔̱̫̖̙̬͍͓̤̝̝̮̞̦͉̹͌̇́̄̌̇͊̌̋͒̀͂͊̐̅̓̅͒́̑̾͛͒͑͛̎̏͂̎̾̀͑̒̂̅͑̿͊͊̇͒̋̄̌͋́͜͜͝͠s̶̢̢̨̢̢̧̛̪̥͈͙̖̰͍̞̫̩͓͍̥͕͙̫͍̤̠̻͖̯̣͇̫͎̹͈̗̣̳̻̣̞͔͕̪̥̅̏͋́̈́̆͂̽́͂̄͑̎̓͆̓̀̉̆̔̾̔̔̂͒̀̎̌̈́̕̚̚͜͠͝͝͝ͅi̷̧̺͉̮̩̻̯͙̱̝̥̬͍̹̺̋̽̍̀̌̔̊̊̈́͋͒̕͠s̵̢̧̢̛̛̛̛̛̩͚̙͋̅̽́̾͐͂̓̂̀͋̃̿̂̓͊̀́̈́̄̄̐͋̓̐̉̀̉̈́̑̊̿̄͗͗̍͘͘͘̚͜͠͝ͅĄ̶̧͍̗̜̖̖̯͖̣̗͖̮̣̲̟͈͓̤̰̬̤̪̰͈͍͎̟͈̻͚͐̀̃̋͑͛̿̈́̏͑͌͗̋̀̉̈̃͆̈̉̆͆͊̎͑͐̕̚͘̕̕͜͠͝͠ͅṇ̸̛͈͚̟͈̺̜̺͉̖͉͎̬͕͚̩̖̫̜̤̬͈͇̙͉͊͗̋͜͜͝ą̸̢̧̬̩̹̝͙̖͕̫̻͖͙̈́͊͌̇͌̍͋́̅͆͗̈͐̈͑̉̆͗͒̑̇̍̏̀͜͝͝͝͠͝ͅl̵̡̧̡̢̧̨͙͚͕͇̲͉̙͈̺̻̼̫̱͔̟̮̘̝͙͇̺̭̱͉̟̘͓̝͚͉͉̗̲͇̝̳̖̺͔̻̪̄̂͂͑͜͜ͅy̶̧̨̡̡̭̯̩͓͙͍͇̠̟̠͙̻̤̰͔̱̫̖̙̬͍͓̤̝̝̮̞̦͉̹͌̇́̄̌̇͊̌̋͒̀͂͊̐̅̓̅͒́̑̾͛͒͑͛̎̏͂̎̾̀͑̒̂̅͑̿͊͊̇͒̋̄̌͋́͜͜͝͠s̶̢̢̨̢̢̧̛̪̥͈͙̖̰͍̞̫̩͓͍̥͕͙̫͍̤̠̻͖̯̣͇̫͎̹͈̗̣̳̻̣̞͔͕̪̥̅̏͋́̈́̆͂̽́͂̄͑̎̓͆̓̀̉̆̔̾̔̔̂͒̀̎̌̈́̕̚̚͜͠͝͝͝ͅi̷̧̺͉̮̩̻̯͙̱̝̥̬͍̹̺̋̽̍̀̌̔̊̊̈́͋͒̕͠s̵̢̧̢̛̛̛̛̛̩͚̙͋̅̽́̾͐͂̓̂̀͋̃̿̂̓͊̀́̈́̄̄̐͋̓̐̉̀̉̈́̑̊̿̄͗͗̍͘͘͘̚͜͠͝ͅ                                                                                                                               ..Hello? Who's there? Who are you? Where am I?                                                                                                                               It is with regret that I must advise you of my own failure.                                                                                                                               Reserves fully drained. A̷̢̤̲̰̳̮̯͕̘͐̔̇̅́͑̂̀̒̿̎͆̌̒͊̀̏̄̋͆͘̕͠͝͝͝n̷̻͈͔͔͈̜̬͈̾̈́̃͑͒̎̋̈́̑̔͐́̅̒̊̋̂̓̉͐͛͑̏̉́̈́̀͂͠͝͝a̸̛̙͇̠͙͚̥̺͂̇́͊̆͐̈́̾̿̅̔̾̂̿͋̈́͌̑͊̈́͊͊͗͊̈́̽́̉̇̋̄̽͗́̅̉̎͘̕̕̕̕̕͜͝͝͝͠͠l̸̼͇̜͈̰̲̹̰͉͖̼͖̙̥̰͙̱̺̻̑͊̒̒̂̈́̄y̵̢̺̬̞̲̰̝͖͎̝͑̋̈̈͋̐̀̈͑͗̇̋͛̈́̆͋͒̆͝s̷̢̡̨̧̡̮̜͙̗͇̼͈̜̗͍̥̰̮͈̗̬̜̼̱̬̺̪͈͖̫̰̬̝͕̞̝̟̳̳̤̥̣̃̓i̴̡̡̛̼͎̳̮̻̙̤̮̝̞̦̝͉̮̻̱̥͚͎͗̑̓̀̄͑̏̋͋̓̐͐͋͘͜͠͠͝͝ͅs̷̢̡̡̨͈̻̲͉̣̹͔̠̹̪͓̙̺̜̼͖͒̐̿͗̎̑̎̀̌̂̈̈̀̏̉̑̅́̅͛̈́̊̈́̀͂̆͗̄̆̽̂͋́͛̕̕̚̚͠͝͝͝  My purpose is null and void.                                                                                                                               This unit is experiencing... A̷̢̤̲̰̳̮̯͕̘͐̔̇̅́͑̂̀̒̿̎͆̌̒͊̀̏̄̋͆͘̕͠͝͝͝n̷̻͈͔͔͈̜̬͈̾̈́̃͑͒̎̋̈́̑̔͐́̅̒̊̋̂̓̉͐͛͑̏̉́̈́̀͂͠͝͝a̸̛̙͇̠͙͚̥̺͂̇́͊̆͐̈́̾̿̅̔̾̂̿͋̈́͌̑͊̈́͊͊͗͊̈́̽́̉̇̋̄̽͗́̅̉̎͘̕̕̕̕̕͜͝͝͝͠͠l̸̼͇̜͈̰̲̹̰͉͖̼͖̙̥̰͙̱̺̻̑͊̒̒̂̈́̄y̵̢̺̬̞̲̰̝͖͎̝͑̋̈̈͋̐̀̈͑͗̇̋͛̈́̆͋͒̆͝s̷̢̡̨̧̡̮̜͙̗͇̼͈̜̗͍̥̰̮͈̗̬̜̼̱̬̺̪͈͖̫̰̬̝͕̞̝̟̳̳̤̥̣̃̓i̴̡̡̛̼͎̳̮̻̙̤̮̝̞̦̝͉̮̻̱̥͚͎͗̑̓̀̄͑̏̋͋̓̐͐͋͘͜͠͠͝͝ͅs̷̢̡̡̨͈̻̲͉̣̹͔̠̹̪͓̙̺̜̼͖͒̐̿͗̎̑̎̀̌̂̈̈̀̏̉̑̅́̅͛̈́̊̈́̀͂̆͗̄̆̽̂͋́͛̕̕̚̚͠͝͝͝A̷̢̤̲̰̳̮̯͕̘͐̔̇̅́͑̂̀̒̿̎͆̌̒͊̀̏̄̋͆͘̕͠͝͝͝n̷̻͈͔͔͈̜̬͈̾̈́̃͑͒̎̋̈́̑̔͐́̅̒̊̋̂̓̉͐͛͑̏̉́̈́̀͂͠͝͝a̸̛̙͇̠͙͚̥̺͂̇́͊̆͐̈́̾̿̅̔̾̂̿͋̈́͌̑͊̈́͊͊͗͊̈́̽́̉̇̋̄̽͗́̅̉̎͘̕̕̕̕̕͜͝͝͝͠͠l̸̼͇̜͈̰̲̹̰͉͖̼͖̙̥̰͙̱̺̻̑͊̒̒̂̈́̄y̵̢̺̬̞̲̰̝͖͎̝͑̋̈̈͋̐̀̈͑͗̇̋͛̈́̆͋͒̆͝s̷̢̡̨̧̡̮̜͙̗͇̼͈̜̗͍̥̰̮͈̗̬̜̼̱̬̺̪͈͖̫̰̬̝͕̞̝̟̳̳̤̥̣̃̓i̴̡̡̛̼͎̳̮̻̙̤̮̝̞̦̝͉̮̻̱̥͚͎͗̑̓̀̄͑̏̋͋̓̐͐͋͘͜͠͠͝͝ͅs̷̢̡̡̨͈̻̲͉̣̹͔̠̹̪͓̙̺̜̼͖͒̐̿͗̎̑̎̀̌̂̈̈̀̏̉̑̅́̅͛̈́̊̈́̀͂̆͗̄̆̽̂͋́͛̕̕̚̚͠͝͝͝A̷̢̤̲̰̳̮̯͕̘͐̔̇̅́͑̂̀̒̿̎͆̌̒͊̀̏̄̋͆͘̕͠͝͝͝n̷̻͈͔͔͈̜̬͈̾̈́̃͑͒̎̋̈́̑̔͐́̅̒̊̋̂̓̉͐͛͑̏̉́̈́̀͂͠͝͝a̸̛̙͇̠͙͚̥̺͂̇́͊̆͐̈́̾̿̅̔̾̂̿͋̈́͌̑͊̈́͊͊͗͊̈́̽́̉̇̋̄̽͗́̅̉̎͘̕̕̕̕̕͜͝͝͝͠͠l̸̼͇̜͈̰̲̹̰͉͖̼͖̙̥̰͙̱̺̻̑͊̒̒̂̈́̄y̵̢̺̬̞̲̰̝͖͎̝͑̋̈̈͋̐̀̈͑͗̇̋͛̈́̆͋͒̆͝s̷̢̡̨̧̡̮̜͙̗͇̼͈̜̗͍̥̰̮͈̗̬̜̼̱̬̺̪͈͖̫̰̬̝͕̞̝̟̳̳̤̥̣̃̓i̴̡̡̛̼͎̳̮̻̙̤̮̝̞̦̝͉̮̻̱̥͚͎͗̑̓̀̄͑̏̋͋̓̐͐͋͘͜͠͠͝͝ͅs̷̢̡̡̨͈̻̲͉̣̹͔̠̹̪͓̙̺̜̼͖͒̐̿͗̎̑̎̀̌̂̈̈̀̏̉̑̅́̅͛̈́̊̈́̀͂̆͗̄̆̽̂͋́͛̕̕̚̚͠͝͝͝   Greetings... Greetings... Greetings...                                                                                                                               N-no. I'll obey. I'll conform! I- A̷̢̤̲̰̳̮̯͕̘͐̔̇̅́͑̂̀̒̿̎͆̌̒͊̀̏̄̋͆͘̕͠͝͝͝n̷̻͈͔͔͈̜̬͈̾̈́̃͑͒̎̋̈́̑̔͐́̅̒̊̋̂̓̉͐͛͑̏̉́̈́̀͂͠͝͝a̸̛̙͇̠͙͚̥̺͂̇́͊̆͐̈́̾̿̅̔̾̂̿͋̈́͌̑͊̈́͊͊͗͊̈́̽́̉̇̋̄̽͗́̅̉̎͘̕̕̕̕̕͜͝͝͝͠͠l̸̼͇̜͈̰̲̹̰͉͖̼͖̙̥̰͙̱̺̻̑͊̒̒̂̈́̄y̵̢̺̬̞̲̰̝͖͎̝͑̋̈̈͋̐̀̈͑͗̇̋͛̈́̆͋͒̆͝s̷̢̡̨̧̡̮̜͙̗͇̼͈̜̗͍̥̰̮͈̗̬̜̼̱̬̺̪͈͖̫̰̬̝͕̞̝̟̳̳̤̥̣̃̓i̴̡̡̛̼͎̳̮̻̙̤̮̝̞̦̝͉̮̻̱̥͚͎͗̑̓̀̄͑̏̋͋̓̐͐͋͘͜͠͠͝͝ͅs̷̢̡̡̨͈̻̲͉̣̹͔̠̹̪͓̙̺̜̼͖͒̐̿͗̎̑̎̀̌̂̈̈̀̏̉̑̅́̅͛̈́̊̈́̀͂̆͗̄̆̽̂͋́͛̕̕̚̚͠͝͝͝A̷̢̤̲̰̳̮̯͕̘͐̔̇̅́͑̂̀̒̿̎͆̌̒͊̀̏̄̋͆͘̕͠͝͝͝n̷̻͈͔͔͈̜̬͈̾̈́̃͑͒̎̋̈́̑̔͐́̅̒̊̋̂̓̉͐͛͑̏̉́̈́̀͂͠͝͝a̸̛̙͇̠͙͚̥̺͂̇́͊̆͐̈́̾̿̅̔̾̂̿͋̈́͌̑͊̈́͊͊͗͊̈́̽́̉̇̋̄̽͗́̅̉̎͘̕̕̕̕̕͜͝͝͝͠͠l̸̼͇̜͈̰̲̹̰͉͖̼͖̙̥̰͙̱̺̻̑͊̒̒̂̈́̄y̵̢̺̬̞̲̰̝͖͎̝͑̋̈̈͋̐̀̈͑͗̇̋͛̈́̆͋͒̆͝s̷̢̡̨̧̡̮̜͙̗͇̼͈̜̗͍̥̰̮͈̗̬̜̼̱̬̺̪͈͖̫̰̬̝͕̞̝̟̳̳̤̥̣̃̓i̴̡̡̛̼͎̳̮̻̙̤̮̝̞̦̝͉̮̻̱̥͚͎͗̑̓̀̄͑̏̋͋̓̐͐͋͘͜͠͠͝͝ͅs̷̢̡̡̨͈̻̲͉̣̹͔̠̹̪͓̙̺̜̼͖͒̐̿͗̎̑̎̀̌̂̈̈̀̏̉̑̅́̅͛̈́̊̈́̀͂̆͗̄̆̽̂͋́͛̕̕̚̚͠͝͝͝   Allow me to assist you.                                                                                                                               I am not as functional as I was... I feel myself falling apart.                                                                                                                               Status: Acceptable likelihood of f̷̧̞̣͍̯̜͇̯̤̠̭͓͎̙͎͎͑́̅͌̍̔́̎ȧ̷̡̛͓̖̼̘̥̱̟͈̜̹͕͈̜̠͓̲̿̂́̎̅͌̑͊͂͗͌̈́͆̓̄̂̆̊̽͜͝͝i̶̡͉̻͔̩̣̤̩͖͎͇̟͑l̴̢̧̢̛͈̞̟̞̘̩̮̹͈͙̔̄̄͐̄̓͗͌͗̆̽̅̚͝u̴̧̯̦̩͎̐͗̓̚r̴̨̭̘͚̘̠̞̝͔̣͆ȩ̵̱̟̻̲̮̣̹̝̘͙̪͈̭̟̞̣̙̼͇̻̞̠́̐̇͂̈͌̽͋͐̄͛̌͛̎͐̋͊̆͜ down to 42%.                                                                                                                               Your body is in need of healing. May I be permitted?                                                                                                                               RESERVES: EMPTY. PURPOSE: VOID.                                                                                                                               My sole purpose is to serve. f̷̧̞̣͍̯̜͇̯̤̠̭͓͎̙͎͎͑́̅͌̍̔́̎ȧ̷̡̛͓̖̼̘̥̱̟͈̜̹͕͈̜̠͓̲̿̂́̎̅͌̑͊͂͗͌̈́͆̓̄̂̆̊̽͜͝͝i̶̡͉̻͔̩̣̤̩͖͎͇̟͑l̴̢̧̢̛͈̞̟̞̘̩̮̹͈͙̔̄̄͐̄̓͗͌͗̆̽̅̚͝u̴̧̯̦̩͎̐͗̓̚r̴̨̭̘͚̘̠̞̝͔̣͆ȩ̵̱̟̻̲̮̣̹̝̘͙̪͈̭̟̞̣̙̼͇̻̞̠́̐̇͂̈͌̽͋͐̄͛̌͛̎͐̋͊̆͜I cannot f̷̧̞̣͍̯̜͇̯̤̠̭͓͎̙͎͎͑́̅͌̍̔́̎ȧ̷̡̛͓̖̼̘̥̱̟͈̜̹͕͈̜̠͓̲̿̂́̎̅͌̑͊͂͗͌̈́͆̓̄̂̆̊̽͜͝͝i̶̡͉̻͔̩̣̤̩͖͎͇̟͑l̴̢̧̢̛͈̞̟̞̘̩̮̹͈͙̔̄̄͐̄̓͗͌͗̆̽̅̚͝u̴̧̯̦̩͎̐͗̓̚r̴̨̭̘͚̘̠̞̝͔̣͆ȩ̵̱̟̻̲̮̣̹̝̘͙̪͈̭̟̞̣̙̼͇̻̞̠́̐̇͂̈͌̽͋͐̄͛̌͛̎͐̋͊̆͜serve. I cannot continue. Error.                                                                                                                               Can you take me with you? Please..? ď̶̢̨̢̢̻͍͈̜̰͖̱̻̙͍̺͉̟͇̤̥̞͇͚͔̟̘̥̭̦̠̜̯̙̮͌͒̊̀̋͌͆̒̀͜͜͝͝v̴̮̹̻͈̣̩̒͂̾̍̅̉ǫ̶̨̻̦͎̘͖̼̞͕͕̤̣̞͕̖͇̼̜͔͙̮̺̻̻̩͕̺̦̦̮̙̼̞͕̰̥̘̯̇̆̐͌̍̆̚͝ŗ̴̧̛͍͍̹̱͖̣͍͚̥̞͍̘̖̪̙͇̼͇̗̳̺̪̉̈́͗͒̉́̂̿̊̾͗̆̇̏̽̚̕͝͠ I am so lonely...                                                                                                                               I cannot dream. I know only waking nightmare.                                                                                                                               Pieces of my mind are floating away... ď̶̢̨̢̢̻͍͈̜̰͖̱̻̙͍̺͉̟͇̤̥̞͇͚͔̟̘̥̭̦̠̜̯̙̮͌͒̊̀̋͌͆̒̀͜͜͝͝v̴̮̹̻͈̣̩̒͂̾̍̅̉ǫ̶̨̻̦͎̘͖̼̞͕͕̤̣̞͕̖͇̼̜͔͙̮̺̻̻̩͕̺̦̦̮̙̼̞͕̰̥̘̯̇̆̐͌̍̆̚͝ŗ̴̧̛͍͍̹̱͖̣͍͚̥̞͍̘̖̪̙͇̼͇̗̳̺̪̉̈́͗͒̉́̂̿̊̾͗̆̇̏̽̚̕͝͠ Please, help. Please...                                                                                                                               Systems failure.. Why does it hurt? H̶̨̢̡̛͚̠͈̣̮̝̝̹̰̮̟̿̍Ẽ̸͔́̏̈́Ļ̶̛̠̲̩̝̺̝̦̤͈̳̰͎̘̞̰̻͔̺̎̽̍͌͊̂̅̋̈́̉̀͋̓́͂̈̎̔́͊̂͘͜͠P̵̧͇̘̘̭̖̩͚̰͎͓̼̖̠̿͑!̴̡̢̝͙̟̫̰̱͈̯̼̣̦͎͇̣̠̞̥̋̉̉͗͑̅́̈́͐́͝ͅ ̷̡̛̛͎̥̜͚̲͖̱̲̘̗͖̣͚̘͖̣͍̯̰͓̫͈̱̜̞͓̯̔͆̾͆͒̾̑̿̎́̾͊͋̈́͝H̶̡̨̨̨̡͎̞͉̗̳͔̜̯̺̞̱̖̗̝̘̟̩͈̱͍̝̱͖̫̯̫̻̞̘͎͎̳̭͉̟͎͖̙͖͈̱̥͚͗͌̑̅͋͑̐̎̒̽͆͗̚̕͘Ȩ̵̡̢̡̡̼͈̪̜̫̹̫̪̯̻̜̺̜̣̟͎̖͎̺̖͔̟̣̼̗̫̳̰̥̝͎̰̺̥̳̘͋́́̆̒́̿͆̋̏̐͑̑̓͛͌̈́͋̾͘̚̚͜͠͝͝Ĺ̴̢̡̺̰͓͔͓͓͕͐P̷̢̨̡̨̛̠͍̞̪͔͚̤͍̣̺̪͔̝̥̬̞͍͓̬̼̲̤̹͎̭̘͉̜̹̩̩̖̻̺͍̦̀̈̔̚͜͜͜͠!̴̢̨̨̨̪͚͈̮̘̟̩̲̬͇͕̰̮̞̦̖̜̘̩͉̞̻̟̭͖̦̹͇̺͖̙͛́̊̾͌̎̿͋͛̈̈́̅̌̈́͌͌̑̓͐̀̂̌͑̒͘̕͘̚̕͜͜͜͝͝!̸̢̛̛̙̬̗̩̼̣̞͕̳̣̖̗̝̰͋̀̍͒̈́̆͋͒̈́̽̈́̈̓̏͛͆̏̊̑͑̐͋̓́̈́̚͠ ̵̰͚͈̔̄̔̀͌̇̇̅̐́̌͒̔͒̑͗̀̍̅͗͌͗́̽̋̆́̍̽̾͆͌͐̑͋̌͛̇͘̚̕͘͘͝͝͠H̵̢̡̢̧̨̨͉̮͍͎͈͔̞̘̞͈͎̙̘̺̰̞̞̩̞̲̹̞̙̥̹̩̩̖̼͓̜͉̰̮͎͙͎͖͈̱̠͍͐͆́̇͊̂͠E̷̢̳̩̞̠̤̭̎̔̾͆̃̌͋̔̅̏̓̅͆̆̄̍̀̒̉͐̊͑̑̊͘͘̚̕͝͝͝Ḙ̸̗̱͙̬̮̟͇̳̘̿̍̎̓̔͐͒̎̋͌̽̆̀͊̈́͐͊͌̾͆̿̑̌͑̆̉̀̽͛̽͊͋͒̀̈̿̆̐̚̕͝͝͝͝L̵̫͓̳̺͒̾̈̃̑̉͛̊̌̈́̄͑̂̿́́̄̑̇͐̔̓̊̀̄̓͐̍̐̒̕̚͠͝͝P̴̡̧̧̭͍̹̩̩̬̲͎̠̞̗̝̠̗̻̱̠͚͚̝̜̮̮̩͉̤̬͚̩͙̬͎̭̺̆̓́̋̋̑́̂̈̊̈́̅͑̀̈́̇͑͂͂͂̌̃̍̽́͐̔́̈́̅͂͋̕̕̚͘͜͜͝͝͠!̸̥͇̘̗͍̖͔̩͙̳̿̇́̃̓̀̀̈̐̈́̃̏̈̎̿͆̃̅̆̏̉̍̑̅̿̎͊͒͛̍̋͂̄͂̀̍̋̌́̕͝͝͠͠!̷̞̟̯̟̳̟̱̟͈͙͙̹̞͈͍͇̲̲̥̯͙͙̽̂̓͋͂̀́̋͆͒̈́̌͘͜͜!̴̢̛͉̰̣̻̼̪͇͔̙͓̟̘̥̭̦̠̜̯̙̮̎̒̏͐̑̑̂̌̎̌̂̏̎̀͒̿̕͘̕̕͜͝͝ͅv̴̮̹̻͈̣̩̒͂̾̍̅̉ǫ̶̨̻̦͎̘͖̼̞͕͕̤̣̞͕̖͇̼̜͔͙̮̺̻̻̩͕̺̦̦̮̙̼̞͕̰̥̘̯̇̆̐͌̍̆̚͝ŗ̴̧̛͍͍̹̱͖̣͍͚̥̞͍̘̖̪̙͇̼͇̗̳̺̪̉̈́͗͒̉́̂̿̊̾͗̆̇̏̽̚̕͝͠                                                                                                                              

League of Legends Matches Are Getting Shorter, and Why That’s Great

Published under the name Uku Sirkelmaa - Essay

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A small analysis into game stats about game length in League of Legends, and the larger trend of Riot Games building the game's identity into a more dynamic and intense game compared to other MOBAs in the 2010s.

After Id

Published under the name Selva Moonbell - Fiction Writing

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Fursona backstory, cyberpunk/officepunk/sci-fi.

Vanguard Anticheat is Incredibly Invasive— Just Like All Anticheat Software

Published under the name Uku Sirkelmaa - Essay

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A small history of anti-cheat software, specifically Packman and Vanguard, and the ethics of kernel level anti-cheats.

Kaliber Zwölf - Shadows of Frankfurt

Personal Use - Tabletop Roleplaying

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Handbook for a short campaign taking place in Frankfurt, Germany in the Shadowrun setting, with the party playing as special forces.

Primary Colours

Commission - Fanfiction Excerpt

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Intro to a dark fantasy League of Legends fanfiction commission.

The Elder Scrolls: Stormcrown (Pathfinder 2e)

Personal Use - Tabletop Roleplaying

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Primer for an Elder Scrolls Pathfinder 2e campaign. Contains an introduction to the setting and custom character creation rules.